Sunday, March 4, 2007

You Are Safe

Hi. How is your fight against Terror going on? Don’t forget, if EyeRun goes nuclear even your telephone conversations made to your granny asking how to make traditional apple pie will be monitored by Ahmadinejad and will be used against you saying you were learning how to make yellow cake.
Some think I am not in Tehran and that I am making all this up. I am here working hard obtaining and decoding secret EyeRunians’ intelligence communications. I go through all sort of torture by these terrorists just to make sure you are safe and sound. Yes torture! I am being made eat Rice two times a day. And look what that has done to my athletic fit body. And they tied my hands and put a double burger on my belly. Don’t look at this picture if you have heart complications.
For those who think EyeRun is not targeting American interest. Now just look at this. At first glance you see some people doing exercises in a park.

Now let’s look at this from above.
Yes you got it Morse code. Some standing (dot) and some bent (line).
• —


•—
—•—•
—•—
“ATTACK !”

I followed the direction they were facing on the map. Yes Baghdad!! This is picked up by Al-Qaeda’s spy satellites.
And.. that is the next American interest they are going to attack (I showed that with an arrow). Now don’t ask me what the American interest is doing in Baghdad. We are all ONE big Global Village. Being in Baghdad is as if we are in Las Vegas, right?

Our guys at CIA are busy to find the exact location in Baghdad and I go around Tehran parks to find Time and Date. This information is too classified so you'll see it in thirty years time from now.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thank you so much for reporting to us from Tehran. I, for one, am very appreciative of your efforts and your bravery. The White House would also probably benefit greatly from your information. Have you talked to them yet?

Anonymous said...

I HOPE YOU HAVE A SAFE STAY IN IRAN UNTILL WE IRANIANS KICK THESE TERRORIST EVIL ISLAM AND THE MULLAHS OUT AFTER 1416 YEARS OF OCCUPATION,
STAY SAFE.
EX IRANIAN MUSLIM AND A NEW ZOROASTRIAN.

Anonymous said...

The warmonger war profiteers get filthy rich,.. money is their religion.

http://www.sourcewatch.org/index.php?title=War_profiteering

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http://www.harpers.org/BaghdadYearZero.html

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http://www.motherjones.com/washington_dispatch/2007/03/iraqi_oil_agreement.html

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www.winterpatriot.blogspot.com

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