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It is sunny here. I very much miss walking in New York streets and the Big Double Decker Mac! Hamburgers here taste funny. We had some Americans last week visiting Iran. They said they had a good time here but, I know how full of hate these people are. The visitors should have read my reports before even thinking about visiting Iran. I disguised myself as a waiter at their hotel to make sure they were not given terrorist poison under cover of steak and kebab. People kept smiling at them with grenades and weapon of mass destruction in their pockets. I made sure the US nuclear attack on Tehran was postponed until they were safely back home. But who could tell. Sometimes in a war we have to make sacrifices, don’t we? I still remember 11/9 when as the towers were coming down an Iranian terrorist ran out of the building holding an Iranian flag and the picture of Ahmadinejad in his hand and just vanished in the crowd under the nose of our agents. He was even given a first aid kit by the emergency guys thinking he was a victim. I have the Video film but, because it is classified information you have to wait for another thirty years to see it.
00Zero the insider